I can just imagine the product planning meeting:
"We need our keyboard to stand out from the crowd! Any ideas people?"
"Let's make it quieter than any other keyboard"
"Too expensive"
"How about making the key action more positive"
"Nah"
"How about putting an LED in every key so we can make them flash patterns"
"Cool, like a screen saver but for the keyboard, go for it!"
Morons, why can't I just buy a keyboard with high quality mechanical switches that doesn't make a racket and doesn't screw up at the minutest spilling of tea on it!
IBM used to make them, still got some at a customer site that have been in action 24/7 for over 20 years and still work flawlessly. At a pinch they can even be used as weapons for the occasions where Dwarf Bread isn't available.
Been there, done that, got all the T-Shirts!